The Phoenix fills the horizon of your mind. Complex and disturbing, your very essence seems to flicker like a dying lantern. A perfect mixture of excitement and dread shakes up your insides. Before you realize it, you find yourself stepping forward to battle.
"IT'S THE FUCKING PHOENIX, IT'S THE BEST LOOKING MINIATURE EVER MADE. IT'S HUGE. IT'S GOT HANDS IN ITS BUTT. THE DUDES AT BEASTS OF WAR SAID IT WAS ONE OF THE, IF NOT THE, NICEST MODELS THEY'VE EVER SEEN; AND THAT WAS THE PLASTIC, NOT THIS HIGH QUALITY RESIN ONE! IT WAS FUCKING SCULPTED TO SCALE. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?"